The CEO, the Homeless and Paul Krugman

on Monday, February 28, 2011

A CEO, a homeless man and Paul Krugman are sitting in a kitchen together. The CEO is baking cookies, but Krugman keeps turning off the oven and kicking the CEO in the shins every time he returns from the grocery store. 

He takes takes most of the cookies, dividing them between himself and the homeless man, and says "that greedy asshole wants to keep those cookies and is wasting limited resources, making us fat, poisoning us with natural gas fumes and is sure to burn down the house any second now. Let's go sit on the couch and watch Dr. Phil while we wait for that greedy jackass to make more cookies. I'm going to punch him in the penis if they aren't done before the next commercial break."